||What's eating me, Gilbert? I'll tell you what's eating me. I chewed the end off my toy, and they have not replaced it yet! I lost some of my other toys, and they won't find them for me! I don't have enough time to play before I get sleepy! Those are my complaints. If I had my druthers, I would bounce off the ceiling and play and play and play until there was no more world. I'm a true daredevil. I can go through your house in five seconds flat. Maybe you could train me to do it with a vacuum cleaner or a dust rag! Besides being very handsome and healthy, I am barrels of laughs. I was part of an unwanted litter dumped off at a pet store. I might be part Siamese or a similar breed because my face is shaped that way.